SpongeBob.

SpongeBob Squarepants is one of my favorite television shows. A lot of people tell me that I'm too old to be watching cartoons, but who cares what they say.

Not too long ago, Mo-Nast and I were watching SpongeBob and I made a comment about SpongeBob's age.

The convo went something like this:
Me: 'How old is he?'
Mo: 'I don't know, but he has to be an adult.'
Me: 'You think so?'
Mo: 'I mean, he owns a house, lives alone and has a job.'
Me: 'Yea, that's true. He's also trying to get his license, so he has to be grown.'

Now today, after watching another episode of SpongeBob, where he does another series of immature things, I was trying to figure out how old he is. Thanks to the Internet, I got an answer.

SpongeBob is 22 years old. Born July 14, 1986.

ummmm...

How does anyone really know the answer to that question? I mean, I asked, but I never thought there was an answer. I found this information on Wikipedia. People do whatever they want on Wikipedia. I didn't think cartoon characters had real ages.

But whatever.

I think it would be cool if SpongeBob was real. I would chill with him, I find him hilarious.